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  • my loveliest vinyl, part 26

    my loveliest vinyl, part 26

    Modernettes - Teen City EP (Quintessence Records QEP 1204, 1980)
    Modernettes – Teen City EP (Quintessence Records QEP 1204, 1980)

    Oh Canaduh! This is more history from Canada and this is even more underrated – this is most likely the definite punk/power-pop trio in history. They got it all – style (and the good looks of the girl on bass), songwriting, punch and great tunes. The only lived short (from 1979 to 1983, with their peak being 1980). But they did leave something behind, oh boy, this absolut stunning 12″ EP.

    The internet (damn internet, never forgets) quotes:

    Some punky powerpop now and then is exactly what we all need to be able to coop with life. Canadas Modernettes does everything right, up till the title track. It’s catchy, it’s intense, it’s great, it’s awesome. Hell(paradise?) yeah, they make smile the whole sunday long which makes it’s so much easier to do the laundry and clean my apartment.

    What’s for dinner? Mmm salmon. Pink innersleeve and pink food. Take note of the great looking sleeve. Always been very fond of squares and circles. AND! AND the production! Oh man it’s Bob Rock you know!” That comes straight from our bible, KBD!

    The verdict:

    1977 – sure, The Jam where part and this truely is!
    published by a cool lable – a local indepdendent lable, tick!
    found in a cool shop –  … Michelle Records if my memories serves well
    catching sound – POWER with a capital P like in Punk Pop!
    The lyrics – simple teen fun – cool!

    My favorite is Barbra, a timeless ode to school and love and girls and and and:

    there's a new little girl in my home class
    you know i'm talking about barbra
    and everybodys thinks that she's such a gas 
    b-a-r-b-r-a barbra
    
    shes the girl i love forever
    we spend our lives together
    barbra
    
    well the docs gonna side so she can pass
    you know i'm talking about barbra
    and everybodys looking and thats such a gas 
    b-a-r-b-r-a barbra
    i envy the guy she kisses
    i just wanna skip class with barbra
    
    there's a new little girl in my home class
    you know i'm talking about barbra
    and everybodys thinks she's such a gas 
    b-a-r-b-r-a barbra
    
    shes the girl i love forever
    you know im talking about barbra
    talking about barbra
    talking about barbra
    talking about barbra
    
    (c) 1980 Modernettes / Buck Cheery

    and it has been glued to film perfectly and even got restored to HD – modern times, tststs:

    And for those who are by now deep in love with the girl on bass – Mary Jo Kopechne has for a long time retired from music and lives a remote life on her horse farm:

    What do others say?

    Mary Jo from The Modernettes is the blonde (dancing), one of the greatest rock stars of all time who didn't become one. 
    
    The Modernettes basically had the idea (and part of the sound) of Green Day, ten years ahead of time and locked in a corner of Canada with no one who could ever get the record (Teen City) distributed outside of British Columbia.
    
    And obviously not a single hustler from the scene loading quarters into a pay phone, telling every A&R Man in major lable Hollywood to GET YOUR ASS UP TO SAN FRANCISCO and see this fucking band (The Modernettes Tour Fall 1980). I did (because i lived in Oakland) and they where the best band ever. Fact!
    
    So Green Day would up selling 80 Million albums (and got paid for every one of them), deservedly so. The Modernettes sold 8 Thousand and got doofus Ted (who ran Quintessence Records, sort of) sticking his head into Jughead's bass drum in practice room and saying "I don't hear a follow-up hit here!" to which buck/joch quite reasonably replied "our first record was a HIT? In what universe?" (since it didn't get five copies hipped to Retail ourside of the British Columbia Area).
    
    Stories, Stories - but put on the record, the music does not lie!
    
    (unknown, found on the net)
    
  • my loveliest vinyl, part 25

    my loveliest vinyl, part 25

    The Subhumans - Incorrect Thoughts (Friends - FR 008 (1980), CD Presents - CD 036 (1985))
    The Subhumans – Incorrect Thoughts (Friends – FR 008 (1980), CD Presents – CD 036 (1985))

    I always loved Canadian Punk – be it D.O.A., be it Forgotten Rebels and and and – and The Subhumans are top of the pile. Their history is long and starts in 1978 and their contribution to Punk in Canada is key. Not only played many of the Subhumans in other bands but they also have had one of their members making a step further – Garry Hannah was part of an early 80’s Direct Action group that did go all the way including bombing a canadian plant manufacturing parts of the US Cruise Missile. That got him a 10 yr sentence (serving five) and that ended the first part of The Subhumans carrer. Plenty of years later they reformed and continue to play and put out records – true to their style of punk rock.

    After a couple of noticeable singles Incorrect Thoughts was their first release, later put to a wider audience by CD Presents in the US of A in a 1985 re-release (as far as the story goes a bootleg, Songs remixed, tracks added and re-ordered, and the cover art changed -all without participation or permission from the band).

    The verdict:

    1977 – no doubt, Hardcore for them is years away!
    published by a cool lable – a local indepdendent lable (as for the Canadian version)
    found in a cool shop – the CAN version never made it to me, little did i know about the “bootleg” on CD Presents (but that i have thanks to … Konneckschen, where else)
    catching sound – True, great songwriting and inteligent lyrics and not too much focused on speed or “heavy” or “hard”
    The lyrics – the key differentiator with other bands – a brain and a pen! And a storyline! And moving subject from individual, to politics and to self. Genius, trust me!

    A line like this handed down from the stage, yes, that’s genius:
    I’m a hero
    I’m the spokesman for the crowd
    My only claim to fame
    is a machine that makes me loud
    Where am I leading you
    why can’t you get there on your own
    If you believe in me
    someday I’ll leave you all alone

    And thats from my loveliest song, which  is actualy from the bootlegged version (and appeared initaly only on the the great “Vancouver Independence” compilation, also courtesy of Friends Records) and it reads like this:

    You and me, girl 
    we'll fight it out against the world
    If she believes that 
    she'll believe everything she's told
    I'll never leave you
    not till the mountains turn to dust
    If he believes that
    he's got a little too much trust
    
    She's nothing to him
    He's nothing to her
    And both of them are less than that to me
    They've both been had
    A lie behind the smile
    Perjuring to cultivate a dream
    
    Businessmen and workers 
    help each other make their way
    If you believe that
    just look around and count your pay
    The government will help you
    protect the old and feed the poor
    You might believe that 
    till the police are at your door
    You're nothing to them
    They're nothing to you
    And both of you are less than that to me
    The skull and the badge
    Are the lie behind the smile
    Used against the powerless and weak
    
    I'm a hero
    I'm the spokesman for the crowd
    My only claim to fame
    is a machine that makes me loud
    Where am I leading you
    why can't you get there on your own
    If you believe in me
    someday I'll leave you all alone
    
    I'm nothing to you
    You're nothing to me
    And less than nothing's what I want to be
    Confusion and noise
    I'm sick behind my smile
    Sick of every face that I see
    I'm sick of every face that I see
    I'm sick of every face that I see
    
    (c) 1980 The Subhumans

    Now, listen up:

    And this is their mates D.O.A. covering it for the soundtrack of Alternatives Tentacles 1990’s venture into movies – TERMINAL CITY RICOCHET:

    Whilst we are at it, here the movie trailer (get the DVD/Sountrack combo!):

    And, what do the Subhumans have to say today?

    and if you dare for more (“Gimme Gimme some more!”) then get THE PUNKMOVIE!

  • my loveliest vinyl, part 24

    my loveliest vinyl, part 24

    Crazy - 12" EP (Self produced, CRAZY S 8105, 1981)
    Crazy – 12″ EP (Self produced, CRAZY S 8105, 1981)

    Hamburg was obsessed with Swiss punk, no sursprise that plenty of records made their way to Hamburg and some records got either re-released (like Crazy’s 1980 LP “No Chance” was put out for Germany by Tom Meyer’s Moderne Music Lable) or even soley released. Also plenty of personal contacts between people from Hamburg and punks mainly from Zurich.

    Crazy where not “first generation punks”, started in 1979 but made it to THE key event in Swiss Punk history: “Swiss Punk Now!” in Nov 1979 in Emmen and burned quickly – just after finishing their 12″ EP they called it a day after feeling that hardcore punk was no longer them. But they made a clear stand, mixing high energy hardcore punk with outspoken vocals.

    The verdict:
    1977 – yes, yes, yes – early Swiss Punk definitly was 1977!
    published by a cool lable – self produced, self issued, self marketed – that is DIY Punk!
    found in a cool shop – Konneckschen, where else?
    catching sound – Yes, back then so much better than german bands! Great driving chorus underpinned by pressing drums!
    The lyrics – one of the biggest assets of Crazy, also not shy to theme homosexuality or eg. the death of punk as such!

    The lyrics are in German (with a play of words on “Rechtsstaat” (state of law) and “Rechts Staat” (right(wing) state)) – so you need a translation, mate:

    polizeilich, sagte man zu mir
    wir leben frei, frei, wir
    unsere stimmen and der urne zählen
    viele projekte dürfen wir wählen
    und doch tun sie gewaltätig klagen
    wenn linke ihre meinung sagen
    
    schaut nach zürich
    schaut nach bern
    solche freiheit habt ihr gern
    
    frei
    frei
    freiheit im rechts staat
    
    (c) 1981 Crazy

    For my english friends it roughly translates to:

    by the police i have been advised
    we live free, free, we
    our votes count at the polls
    many projects we may choose
    and yet they do complain violently
    when the left expresses their opinion
    
    look to Zurich
    look to Bern
    such freedom you do like
    
    free
    free
    freedom in the right state
    
    (c) 1981 Crazy

    Make sure you crank up your audio:

    See some rare live footage on one of their own DIY videos rescued through times:

    When i was a young punk in 1981 this stage pic from Crazy burned itself into my brain as “that’s where i want to be” (and susequently i tried to play bass but failed):

    Crazy - great live shot from back then (no clue where, no clue when - historicans please!)
    Crazy – great live shot from back then (no clue where, no clue when – historicans please!)

    Update 12/2022:
    A cool re-release of the first Crazy LP (not this 12″) is out now with additional live songs added. Included is a massive (and massively great) 52 page booklet. Limited to 500 – be quick! Available from Static Shock in Berlin, click below!