Tag: The Haermorrhoids

  • … a perfect Ramonescore cruise: Manarovs with The Haermorrhoids!

    … a perfect Ramonescore cruise: Manarovs with The Haermorrhoids!

    A near perfect package for a rather calm and almost sunny ride on the mighty river Elbe: All the way from Savannah, Georgia (in the US of A), came the Manarovs and they were aptly paired with their like minded mu-sick-al friends of The Haermorrhoids.

    Ramonescore into the sunset. And thus sold out very quickly.

    The Manarovs already surprised with the setlist: Break only after 7 songs. By the looks some high speed entertainment!

    Manarovs – Setlist (MS Hedi, Hamburg, 08.04.2026)

    They kept the lot waiting a wee bit, jokes were already traded that we are not on the Hedi but on the Line 62, which is the public transport ferry to Finkenwerder.

    But once they took the stage (warning, euphemism when it comes to the MS Hedi) they had steady feet from the start. Two guitars, a bass player with a very strange bass and a drummer that chooses to hold the sticks the wrong way round.

    Manarovs (MS Hedi, Hamburg, 08.04.2026)
    (c) gehkacken.de 2026

    I consciously did not check a performance of them via the internet (damn internet, never forgets!) prior to the show and i only knew few songs that i came across (eg. on Punk Rock Raduno Volume 6) – i wanted to be sedated … errrr surprised.

    The lot got perfect dual vocals singing, great & driving Ramonescore songs and a near perfect sound. Plus: Playing hand-in-glove and making a well rehearsed impression.

    How did it sound? It sounded like this:

    For them it was a first, they have never played on a boat prior (and they have never been to Hamburg i take). They got plenty of positive reception, plenty of cheers and the lot scammed an extra-extra out of them.

    Great set, i’ll be happy to have them again in Hamburg, maybe not in …

    A cruise with a view … on our $$$m Opera House

    … but who knows?

    The Hedi did not return to the landing bridge for the changeover, they had enough beer taken into the storage.

    So with a quick changeover The Haermorrhoids took the stage and simply took the baton … and speeded things up a wee bit.

    They started the year with two support slots for Teenage Bootlerocket, now they run a couple of shows with the Manarovs.

    The Haermorrhoids (MS Hedi, Hamburg, 08.04.2026)
    (c) gehkacken.de 2026

    They kept their set to blocks of 4 songs and played many more songs than the Manarovs – newer ones and old favorites like this one:

    Also their sound was near perfect and even more so than the Manarovs they had the lot moving and partly also singing along. And thus guided the lot into the sunset over the mighty river Elbe.

    I am keen to see them putting together the next album, penning even more hits and getting them recorded. Lets see when that desire gets fulfilled.

    Two great sets, a great ride on the river among friends and a perfect uplift for me (still spending much of my time supporting a love one).

    As ever when a band convinces me live i got to score something, the Manarovs had plenty of merch aboard (as it was the first show of the tour). So i scored both LPs, as i could not finalize a choice.

    You can get both on Moms Basement Records:

    Check it out for yourself:

    Fun moment at the merch: The Manarovs singer/guitar looked at Uli who wanted to check out records and said “I know you from Raduno…” – the Ramonescore world is a small and friendly world indeed.

    Perfect!

  • … just thankful: The last of a great DIY and LOCAL series!

    … just thankful: The last of a great DIY and LOCAL series!

    Good ideas do not last forever, but good ideas can make a lasting impact. The fine folks that keep the Punkrock Hamburg community going had such a good idea in 2019 and as ever with their ideas they made it real.

    Just DIY.

    2025 and 4 editions done (annual, sure dropped during Covid times) it was now time for the 5th and last edition at its chosen home, the Stellwerk in Harburg.

    Again DIY and local heroes only. And again sold out.

    Blanker Hohn (Harburgs longest standing Punk Band) kicked it off, delivering a short but crisp set of their own Deutsch-Punk variant, up to and including lamenting about yours truly – thanks for that Oile!

    Blanker Hohn (Stellwerk, Harburg, 01.03.2025)
    (c) gehkacken.de 2025

    It is a genre i still can not relate to but Blanker Hohn by now (compared to 2019) i can relate to: They have modernized sound and delivery and they have a couple of songs that do speak to me. And they had their local fan base dancing in front of the stage, setting precedent for the rest of the evening.

    Next Küken and they kicked off like this:

    Black Air from their 3rd Album, what a wonderful heavy slab to get it going! And from there they took it down the Küken path: Just a full on barrage of their very own, stripped to the bone, bare metal, destilled … you name it, it will fit. As long as it comes with the annotation of “unique” and “Punk Rock”.

    Küken (Stellwerk, Harburg, 01.03.2025)
    (c) gehkacken.de 2025

    To my surprise they even had some of the lot dancing and i got to admit that indeed it felt like a huge amount of energy coming down and energizing the lot. Kudos, for me a near perfect and to the point set.

    Perfect for the occasion.

    Them Haermorrhoids it took a wee bit longer to setup and once the finally kicked in it sounded … just not as perfect as i would have expected. Not sure what it was, amongst many little bits eg. the drums sounded a wee bit card board instead of “crisp”.

    The Haermorrhoids (Stellwerk, Harburg, 01.03.2025)
    (c) gehkacken.de 2025

    On top i somewhat had the feel they speeded through their set, tempo slightly upward. Luckily this rather slow song from their recent split EP with Proton Packs showcases what they are good at – here is C.I.A.:

    Whilst i am normally somewhat enthusiastic when it comes to my Haermorrhoids live experience this set somewhat did not make it to the same level. It could also have been me, still mentally suffering from the FCSP loss vs. BVB earlier that afternoon, a loss that in the 2nd half was feeling like the team not having any energy anymore.

    The Haermorrhoids (Stellwerk, Harburg, 01.03.2025)
    (c) gehkacken.de 2025

    Whilst The Haermorrhoids relentlessly pushed ahead, i still had this nag in the back of my head that condensed somewhat to “uninspired“. But it may have been with me only, the rest of the lot was either frantically dancing away or enjoying it as far as i could see.

    And the worst was yet to come: When i wanted to score their brand new 7″ after the show they (and the record) were all gone. Bugger!

    Next the Headliner, the unstoppable Party Machine outta Hamburg Horn, with the following setlist:

    Gerd – Setlist (Stellwerk, Harburg, 01.03.2025)

    And they kicked of with the song that Lemmy stole off them and gave to the Ramones – here is G.E.R.D.:

    Bang! And from there it was like a match from heaven: A band with exclusively known sing-a-longs and a crowd eager to sing-a-long and dance it away, on the floor in front of the stage and beyond.

    Gerd (Stellwerk, Harburg, 01.03.2025)
    (c) gehkacken.de 2025

    For some in the audience it was even too much (of booze) and they flippered along in the pit until a careful friend took them out (or they took themselves out). I happily stayed off booze and enjoyed it. And the joy was way beyond the mu-sick-al experience, the room felt full of joy (though towards the end of the Gerd set felt already no longer packed).

    With some overtime and slightly after midnight Gerd called it a day, to almost triumphant cheers. And, as far as i could make out, Gerd also gained a few new supporters out of the local circuit.

    I guess there could not be a better finish for the show and a better finishing line for that good idea formed in 2019.

    I am damn sure that it will have a lasting impact (DIY and Local!) and i am also sure that we get something else as a surprise next.

    If i could have my wish then it would be another Sommermärchen, in sunny beach setting at the Brewery. That was top notch entertainment in a perfect setting.

    FANX Perry and Arne for pulling this through over the years, much appreciated!

  • … their biggest show yet: Will The Haermorrhoids finally make it big??!

    … their biggest show yet: Will The Haermorrhoids finally make it big??!

    Thanks to Frosch for reporting, i was absent on family care duties!

    Got our tickets for this show at Hamburg’s long running Fabrik not because of Headliner The Chats, who I never rated that high, but for the support act, fellow Australians and beloved The Prize from Melbourne, probably the best Power Pop band going right now.

    Very nice surprise came a couple of weeks ago when a 2nd support act, local heroes The Haermorrhoids, was confirmed.

    Made the investment of roundabout € 40,- a little more reasonable I guess…

    This is how we were greeted at the Fabrik on a cold and rainy November night, just what the world needs right now. Some backbone in a world gone mad, right at the edge of fascism and nuclear war…

    ( (c) Frosch, 2024))

    We arrived at the Fabrik really early as The Haermorrhoids were going to kick the evening off at 8pm already. Meeting the guys just before the gig they told us that they were only given 10 minutes to sound check, so they were pretty unsure how it would sound on stage.

    By far their biggest gig yet as the Fabrik holds 1.200 people and they had sold 900 tickets in advance.

    This is how The Haermorrhoids kicked off:

    Talking later they said that they didn’t warm up at all, but you surely couldn’t feel that. Kicking into full gear and full of confidence with the title track of their latest album “At The Earth Core” they took the Fabrik by storm and got the crowd moving right away.

    No break, just like their heroes Ramones, Queers, Screeching Weasel, you name them all, Alleister Crowley next. And Sk8. Old favourites.

    I decided early on to record the whole show for them.

    Not being a musician – they are very picky when it comes to all these technical details… – I thought the sound was really good, guess it proofs if you watch the clips.

    And it was going to be a very short set, I counted 22.5 minutes.

    What I really like was the mix of old and new hits, just before the clip above we got the old crowd please “Overdose” and my personal favourite just recently, “Degenerator”, is kicking off these 2 songs.

    Just watch the young crowd getting into the band, pogoing along.

    For the last 2 songs we got the title track of great album No.1, “Apparatus Of The Ultimate Power”. I rate this one just as high as the best Teenage Bottlerocket album.

    Finally another Punk band from Hamburg with international class, and I guess we can all agree on that 😉. “Lost In Space” concluding this set, another example of the perfect dual vocals from Greg and Yannick.

    That’s what’s keeping this band really interesting, Lennart and Martin doing a great job on the strings too. Let’s all hope that they get what they deserve and make it really big in this fucked up world!

    After a short break The Prize took the stage. Love this band and their perfect blend of Power Pop. Honestly think nobody does it better than them at this moment.

    And they wear their influences on their sleeves, one of the 3  (!) guitarists sporting a Joe Walsh shirt. Very old school indeed, including drummer Nadine Muller, daughter of Cosmic Psychos drummer Dean Muller, wearing the matching 70’s stage outfit.

    And it’s her voice and great drumming that really drives this band, best heard on the instant classic “Wrong Side Of Town”, see the clip for it below:

    Shame that Nadine was set up right in the back, a hidden gem. That’s drummers usual fate after all, but when we did see The Prize before her drum set was placed right in the middle between the 4 boys in the band.

    Generally the gig felt a bit more lackluster than before, so we’re looking forward to the release of their 1st album hopefully spring next year and another tour to follow later in 2025, as male lead vocalist and guitar player Carey Paterson confirmed later.

    This is him performing the 1st song released off the new record, “Had It Made”, at the end of their set.

    Last but not least The Chats.

    Thanks to them The Haermorrhoids got their support slot for tonight, as they were supporting The Unknowns at the Komet a month before.

    Not completely sure about the drummer but I suppose The Chats are totally identical to The Unknowns, who in the end also play Garage Punk, just like The Chats, but with more emphasis on the end 70’s punk side.

    I immediately ordered their record and liked their gig in the small Komet basement, which attracted quite a few Chats fans, but never really got into the Chats recorded output.

    It’s still great that they attract a really young crowd, which feels much more vital than our usual old school punk sets, with a 60+ crowd.

    And they proved to be a really good live act, which is what’s causing all the fuzz about them I suppose. Being Australian and snotty helps as well. Up to 25 Mio. YouTube clicks, just crazy!

    I’ll never get one of their records I suppose, to me they just sound like any other garage punk band that can play the Get Lost Fest or Komet Club, not bad at all, but nothing special either.

    That being said, their song “6L GTR” is REALLY GOOD!

    And this is how it went off live, only the last 40 seconds, sorry, missed the best crowd support part, but just to give a little impression.

    After about half of their set I went from the front to the back of the room, as the songs all sounded a bit samey.

    But hey, a good live gig nevertheless and a fun evening with 2 great support acts!

    (Report, Pics and Videos by Frosch – hence color and not B/W. Fanx!)