{"id":4363,"date":"2015-03-06T10:57:29","date_gmt":"2015-03-06T08:57:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gehkacken.de\/?p=4363"},"modified":"2015-03-06T13:49:00","modified_gmt":"2015-03-06T11:49:00","slug":"coitus-interruptus-with-a-monkey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gehkacken.de\/?p=4363","title":{"rendered":"&#8230; coitus interruptus with a monkey!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Grand opening of Sam&#8217;s new venture (with improved facilities since the Crack show) and somehow i managed to perform a vasovagal collaps, so the show ended in a coitus interruptus.\u00a0Thanks (<em>i owe you some drinks<\/em>) to some around i was lifted, got a glass of water and then hailed a taxi to take a quick checkup in the hospital around the corner from home. No issues, &#8220;you have the blood data of an 18 year old&#8221; the doctor told me &#8211; i guess a blatant lie!<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4366\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4366\" style=\"width: 660px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-4366\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gehkacken.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/bigbanders_20150228-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"Big Banders (Monkeys, 28.02.2015 (c) gehkacken.de)\" width=\"660\" height=\"371\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gehkacken.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/bigbanders_20150228-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.gehkacken.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/bigbanders_20150228-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.gehkacken.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/bigbanders_20150228.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4366\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Big Banders (Monkeys, 28.02.2015 (c) gehkacken.de)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I did see most of the Big Banders, Hamburgs rather large Ska 9 piece. The stage sure was too small for them, they where packed way too tight to be able to groove.<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 630px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-4363-1\" width=\"630\" height=\"360\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gehkacken.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/bigbanders.mp4?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gehkacken.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/bigbanders.mp4\">http:\/\/www.gehkacken.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/bigbanders.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<p>Due to my blackout i missed Hamburgs other Ramones cover band, the Melones. Thanks to Luke here is a pic:<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4370\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4370\" style=\"width: 660px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-4370\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gehkacken.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/melones_20150228-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"Melones (Monkeys, 28.02.2015 (c) Luke Stevens)\" width=\"660\" height=\"371\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gehkacken.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/melones_20150228.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.gehkacken.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/melones_20150228-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4370\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Melones (Monkeys, 28.02.2015 (c) Luke Stevens)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>What&#8217;s the net result: Great place with more great shows lined up, i guess i will need to split my time between Hafenklang and Monkeys now (and throw in the odd other place). Bonus for the Monkeys: Guinness from the tap! Else the evening was 2nd hand, damn. People told me it was a great evening &#8211; i tend to believe them!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Grand opening of Sam&#8217;s new venture (with improved facilities since the Crack show) and somehow i managed to perform a vasovagal collaps, so the show ended in a coitus interruptus.\u00a0Thanks (i owe you some drinks) to some around i was lifted, got a glass of water and then hailed a taxi to take a quick [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4364,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[571],"tags":[617,618,613],"class_list":["post-4363","post","type-post","status-publish","format-aside","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-shows","tag-big-banders","tag-melones","tag-monkeys-music-club","post_format-post-format-aside"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gehkacken.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4363","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gehkacken.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gehkacken.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gehkacken.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gehkacken.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4363"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.gehkacken.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4363\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gehkacken.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4364"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gehkacken.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4363"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gehkacken.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4363"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gehkacken.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4363"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}